Crazy Laws Of Texas !

..It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing !

..A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed. (that should be the end of all crimes in Texas)

..The entire Encyclopedia Britannica is banned in Texas because it contains a formula for making beer at home.

..When two trains meet each other at a railroad crossing, each shall come to a full stop, and neither shall proceed until the other has gone. (Ehhmm.. Okay ???)

..It is illegal to drive without windshield wipers. You don't need a windshield as there is no law for that, but you must have the wipers.

..You can be legally married by publically introducing a person as your husband or wife 3 times. (remember that when you book into a sleazy motel with your secretary.. as man and wife !)

..A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit. (a real shame for those who can't afford shoes)

If You Have to be a Robber...

..at least try to be a smart one !

Canadian Press - CHARLES TOWN, West Virginia (AP) - Police have some pretty good pictures of suspected stick-up man Michael Howell, thanks to Howell, himself. Detectives in Charles Town, West Virginia, say Howell took some snapshots with a stolen digital camera before the camera was pawned.

According to investigators, one shot shows Howell holding the gun he allegedly used during the robbery of a convenience store.

Police say a friend of Howell's pawned the digital camera without first erasing the memory. Now, Howell has another picture for his scrapbook -- his mug shot. He's being held on $120,000 bail.


More real life crime, crazy laws and stupid lawbreakers comming to your screen shortly !

..and Man Discovers Fire !

A small law break..
But I'll soon be back with more wacky laws and lawbreakers !

In the meantime, have a happy divorce !

You May Not Take Picture of Rabbits..

..In the State of Wyoming during the month of June !
(Must be the month they are.. Ehmm, makn' little wabbits)

Also in Wyoming :
..It is illegal to wear a hat that obstructs people's view in a public theater or place of amusement !
(Hats and umbrellas should be illegal everywhere if you ask me !)

..It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking !
(..or be away from her kitchen for more than half an hour ?)

..Cheyenne Citizens may not take showers on Wednesdays !
(Maybe that's their day for.. Ehmm.. makn' little Cheyennes ?)

..it is illegal to tattoo a horse with the intent of making it unrecognizable to its owner !
(No "MOM" tattoo on the shoulder of my horse, damn you !)

A Small Break From The Law !

What Do Women Really Want ?

Cable Car Nymphomaniac...

According to the Book of Lists 3 (Amy Wallace: Bantam Books 1983), Gloria Sykes had only been in San Francisco for 2 weeks when, in 1964, she was involved in a serious cable car accident. According to the court papers the accident had the effect of turning her into a nymphomaniac. Apparently she had had sex 50 times in one five day period. She successfully sued the cable car company and won $50,000.

Prisoners escape after workman leaves ladder against wall

Police in Mexico are hunting for 23 inmates who escaped after a workman left a ladder against a prison wall. The ladder was propped up against the main wall of the Mazatlan prison, in Sinaloa, reports Terra Noticias Populares.

A prison spokesman said it had been left by workers from an electrical company, who had been carrying out maintenance work.
He said: "It is just one of those things you can't foresee. We have to see the funny side of it. But the truth is these people don't come here often and are not completely used to our security norms."

Police say all of the escaped prisoners are dangerous, having being convicted of offences including murder, drug dealing and kidnapping.
So far, three have been recaptured. Another one failed to get away when he was injured falling off the ladder.

Don't Buy Her Candy in Idaho !

In Idaho.. It is illegal for a man to give his sweetheart a box of candy weighing less than fifty pounds.
(One can only hope they don't have simular laws when it comes to Jewelry)

In Iowa..
..A man with a moustache may never kiss a woman in public.
(Shouldn't be allowed to do it in private eigther.. Mustaches are bad i tell you..Bad !)

However, you may..
..Shoot Native Americans if there are more than five of them on your property at any one time !
(one must asume that this don't aply if you invited them ?)



More Crazy Laws just around the corner !

In The Fine State Of Alabama...

..You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street in the town of Anniston !
(Well..It is called Noble Street !)

..It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
(WHAT ?? Not even a little bit ?)

..Boogers may not be flicked into the wind !
(Anyone ever had a windy booger in their face will agrea on this law I'm sure ?)

..Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays !
(Darn.. just my favorite time of peanut buying..when in Alabama)

.. In Jasper, Alabama It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
(..or longer than his dick ??)

..It's illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.
(Yes !! Damn illegal domino players, Shame on you !)

More comming up just around the corner.. So stay tuned !

It is legal to.. But Not legal to..

In Stafford County ..It is legal for a man to beat his wife on the courthouse steps so long as it is before 8:00 pm.
(no mentioning if the wife is allowed to hit him back)

In Waynesboro ..It is illegal for a woman to drive a car up Main Street unless her husband is walking in front of the car waving a red flag !
(..or a white flag if she's mad at him ?)

More Crazy Laws comming up.. stay tuned !

Dumb Laws, Stupid Laws, old laws, and just ...

..plain old silly laws !
Law and Order Blog will be serving bad legal advice starting today, so you better get them lawyers ready for a lawsuit because there's not telling if you might pull a muscle when reading up on the stupidity of the laws and the law makers !
Is this legal ?
Heck, i hope so.. But I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if somewhere down the line I find out that posing to a legal blog on a Sunday after 2 o'clock is illigal in Utah or Sweet home Alabama, time will only tell (hopefully not prison time though)
This is NOT legal advice ! as it would actually be illigal for me to give legal advice.. yeah *shaking head* so all advice taken is at your own risk !