In The Fine State Of Alabama...

..You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street in the town of Anniston !
(Well..It is called Noble Street !)

..It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
(WHAT ?? Not even a little bit ?)

..Boogers may not be flicked into the wind !
(Anyone ever had a windy booger in their face will agrea on this law I'm sure ?)

..Peanuts are not allowed to be sold in Lee County, Alabama after sunset on Wednesdays !
(Darn.. just my favorite time of peanut buying..when in Alabama)

.. In Jasper, Alabama It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
(..or longer than his dick ??)

..It's illegal to play dominoes on Sunday.
(Yes !! Damn illegal domino players, Shame on you !)

More comming up just around the corner.. So stay tuned !